My first outing solo was just to the gas station with the fantastic four.
Truth - there wasn't any caffeine in our house. A house with one mama flying solo for the first time taking care of 4 tiny humans without any caffeine…well that is equally as insane as a house with a woman on her period without any chocolate. So I figured I'd remedy this by taking a quick trip to the gas station for a large fountain soda, a small indulgence to aid in my new baby hazed sleep deprivation. The kids were game as I told them they could pick a treat, a rare occasion around here.
Getting 4 kids in a minivan, buckled in carseats is a mini workout in itself. Pair that with a heat index of 100 degrees outside, and it is a sweat fest. We get in the van, and are about 7 minutes down the road.
Side note - we live in the country so to get anywhere is at lease a 15 minute drive. Yes, I was
that desperate for caffeine.
So, all 5 of us are in the van, heading down the road, when the sky turns black. Then it starts raining buckets, and the back seat villagers of the Loprinzi minivan break out in chaos.
"I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING." ~J
"We're gonna get zapped by a lightening bolt" ~ R
"WE GOTTA GET IN THE BASEMENT!" ~K
The leader of the loudness - Kiplin Miles. Little K-man is highly anxious of storms, so anxious that he insists on seeing the weather prediction on my phone app. If it is stormy, he hangs around me or Paul until it passes. Rain alone gets him all worked up, because here in the amazing bluegrass state it usually never just inocently rains.
In fairness to the little minions creating the ruckus, it was pretty dang crazy. I really couldn't see out of the windshield. I slowed down and pulled over into a neighborhood. Like most crazy storms around here, they are in and out in a jiffy, wreaking havoc as they pass. Thankfully aside from my nerves and patience being tested to the max in those 5 long minutes of thunder/lightening/dumping rain whilst in a minivan full of 4 fraidycats, we were all just fine.
"MOM, we should just go home now" said K.
I assured him, I wasn't going home without caffeine. So I proceeded to drive the rest of the way to that ghetto fab gas station.
We pull up, it is still raining. I don't care, and get the clan out. We storm into the store like a bad habit, all of us wet from the rain. I let the kids choose something, because we are classy like that. R picks powered sugar donuts, K picks candy corn, and J picks some "yo-reo cookies." I get a 32 oz drink and a fast break candy bar, both of which I am sure will be the cause of dooming myself with pre-diabetes eventually.
The lady at the front as I walk up, smiles at me and says - "Looks like you deserve to have your drink on us." I laugh, and say we have a bunch we are getting but thanks anyway.
I pay, and get the kids back into the van.
turn the key and
It……………doesn't………………start.
I say OH SHIT. Loud. Because at that moment in the 100 degree humidity, and baby screaming, and 3 kids complaining I am really mature and stay on top of my manners.
The vulgar words paired with the noise that is the Loprinzi family was enough for two guys to pity me.
They get the van jumped, the boys watched on and were amazed. Kip still thinks it is cool that a big car uses a battery to work.
We get home, I call Paul and explain my laughable first outing solo, and when I was getting out of the car…
I spilled the entire 32 oz soda that I didn't even put the straw in yet.
sigh.
good news of this outing - it only has to get better when we go out the next time :)